i don’t wanna fucking work.
did you fall from heaven bc so did satan
I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi
why are we even asked to submit an availability sheet if no one cares about it. I HAVE BEEN SCHEDULED FOR OVERLAPPING SHIFTS FOR ALL OF NEXT WEEK AND I’M ALREADY WORKING 7 DAYS A WEEK AND I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, CONTROL YOURSELVES MANAGERS. IDC IF YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH EMPLOYEES, I DON’T HAVE TIME TO BREATHE AND IF I DIE FROM EXHAUSTION, IT’S ON YOU.
50 HOUR WEEK HERE I COME. FUCK LIFE.
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?
My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
i dont want a job i just want paychecks