i trick my dad into filling the tank in my car by stealing his whenever i have one bar left and it works everytime. and i have more money than he does. and this makes my mom happy. 

3:48 pm, Sunday with 0 notes
❝I’m the jealous type . You wanna know why? Because we started off as “just friends,” too.
October 19 with 94,935 notes
  • me: i have a crush
  • friend: suck their dick
    October 15 with 64,715 notes


having 3 friends is a lot of work

4:43 pm, Wednesday with 414,034 notes
Apparently your house is my home too, lykstoeat