i don’t wanna fucking work. 

5:30 pm, Friday with 0 notes

sharhk:

did you fall from heaven bc so did satan

1:43 pm, Friday with 230,865 notes

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

4:18 am, Friday with 11,624 notes

why are we even asked to submit an availability sheet if no one cares about it. I HAVE BEEN SCHEDULED FOR OVERLAPPING SHIFTS FOR ALL OF NEXT WEEK AND I’M ALREADY WORKING 7 DAYS A WEEK AND I’M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT, CONTROL YOURSELVES MANAGERS. IDC IF YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH EMPLOYEES, I DON’T HAVE TIME TO BREATHE AND IF I DIE FROM EXHAUSTION, IT’S ON YOU. 

50 HOUR WEEK HERE I COME. FUCK LIFE.

2:35 am, Friday with 0 notes

oknope:

i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and beauty and intelligence. is that too much to ask for?

12:55 am, Friday with 240,654 notes

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

1:57 am, Monday with 415,111 notes

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

7:21 pm, Thursday with 796,463 notes

catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

2:55 am, Thursday with 710,068 notes